where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Still dying that you shit outside
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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