I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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