Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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