There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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