I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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