nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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