It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Randomize
