the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
it's great music for shaving your balls
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Did I show you my penis last night?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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