You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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