just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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