one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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