I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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