So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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