About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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