Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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