How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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