Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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