Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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