ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
