I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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