eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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