k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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