I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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