I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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