Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I want to be your penis for a week.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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