Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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