1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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