i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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