i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Alive.
So much puke
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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