I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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