Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
