Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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