you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
did i just pee glitter
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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