I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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