I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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