I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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