watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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