I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
whose parrot is this?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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