Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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