scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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