I look better un-naked...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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