I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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