fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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