let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
It's just like the Real World with babies
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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