writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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