the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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