On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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