Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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