Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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