There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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