You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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