I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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