He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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