this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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