Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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