Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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