You're so nebulous sometimes
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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