My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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