This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We are all done wearing pants today
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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