every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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