She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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