okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
YAS. BRING CRAB.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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